Poop where?

Yes, it has come to my attention many a time, in fact, about once a day, as to where the place to drop the bomb is going to be. At first glance, I thought it would be funny to get down and dirty on every toilet that's at Purdue, but then I crunched some numbers and that would require a lot of effort and walking and I still would not make all the toilets by the time I graduated. Knowing this, I am on the 7th floor at Earhart and on this wing, there are 7 guys floors and 1 girls floor. There is a pooper paper. For this cause, I figure, since the pooper paper is a weekly publication, why not read all of them, 7 papers, once a day, that works out perfectly! I can read all of them while I drop my load off. Then, the question of which to read in what order? I figure Sunday is floor one, Monday is floor two, etc. So, that's where I am at at this important debaucle. Fortunately for me, I still don't know whether the toilet paper should roll off the front or off the back. I guess it doesn't matter just as long as it doesn't end up on my shoe as I'm leaving.