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The $7/Head Toothbrush Replacement Racket

I pay $7 per toothbrush head because Oral-B has me locked in. The generics at $2.50 each are probably fine. This is the printer ink of dental care.

What I Bought

Oral-B iO Ultimate Clean Replacement Brush Heads (5 Count)

$34.994.7 (🔥)

45,678 reviews

Pros

  • +Fits the Oral-B iO series perfectly
  • +Micro-vibration bristles actually clean better
  • +One sensitive head included (nice touch)
  • +4.7 stars with 45k reviews — they work

Cons

  • -$7 per brush head is printer-ink-level pricing
  • -Oral-B has you locked into their ecosystem
  • -You'll replace them every 3 months forever
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What I Should Have Bought

Compatible iO Replacement Heads (8-Pack, Generic)

$19.994.3 ()

12,345 reviews

Pros

  • +8 heads for $20 = $2.50 each vs $7 each
  • +Same basic bristle design
  • +65% cheaper per head
  • +You can replace them more often guilt-free

Cons

  • -Slightly lower build quality
  • -Might not fit as snugly
  • -Your dentist won't know the difference but you will
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The Story

The Oral-B iO is a great electric toothbrush. I'm not disputing that. But the replacement heads are $7 each. Seven dollars. For a tiny plastic thing with bristles that you throw away every 3 months.

This is the razor blade business model applied to dental hygiene. You buy the handle once, then pay the Oral-B tax every quarter for the rest of your life. Generic replacement heads exist on Amazon for $2.50 each and have decent reviews. Are they as good? Probably 85% as good. Is 85% as good enough for your teeth? Your dentist says replace every 3 months regardless.

I buy the real Oral-B heads because I'm the kind of person who'll bet his net worth on Fannie Mae preferred stock but won't gamble on generic toothbrush heads. Make it make sense. I cannot.

The Lesson

Oral-B replacement heads are the printer ink of dental care. The generics are probably fine but I'll never switch because I'm irrationally loyal to a toothbrush brand.

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