The Laptop Cooler I Bought to Save My Gaming Laptop
“I bought a $2,000 ASUS ROG gaming laptop and then cheaped out on the thing that keeps it alive. The Kootek works, barely. The IETS actually cools.”
Kootek Laptop Cooling Pad (5 Fans, Blue LED)
52,341 reviews
Pros
- +5 fans — sounds like a small aircraft
- +Height adjustable
- +Blue LEDs if you want your desk to look like a nightclub
Cons
- -Feels like it's made of recycled soda cans
- -The fans are loud enough to hear over Discord
- -Blue LEDs were not the flex I thought they'd be
IETS GT500 Powerful Turbo-Fan Laptop Cooling Pad
12,876 reviews
Pros
- +Turbo fan mode actually drops temps 15-20 degrees
- +Dust filter keeps your laptop clean
- +Adjustable fan speed so you don't sound like you're on a runway
- +Feels like a real product, not a toy
Cons
- -Almost double the price
- -Turbo mode is louder (but intentionally)
The Story
I bought an ASUS ROG Strix G17 with a Ryzen 9, RTX 4070, and 64GB of RAM. It's a beast. It also runs hot enough to cook breakfast on. So naturally, I went to Amazon and bought the cheapest cooling pad I could find.
The Kootek has 52,000 reviews because it's $28 and technically has fans. But 'technically has fans' is not the same as 'actually cools your laptop.' The blue LEDs are nice if you're 14 and decorating your first gaming setup. I'm a grown man who researches billion-dollar GSE trades. The blue LEDs were a poor choice.
The IETS GT500 has a turbo-fan mode that actually pulls hot air away from the laptop. You can feel the temperature difference. It has a dust filter. It's built like it was designed by engineers, not dropshippers. It costs $50 instead of $28. I spent $2,000 on the laptop and tried to save $22 on cooling it.
The Lesson
If you spend $2,000 on a laptop, spending $50 to cool it is not the place to cut corners.
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