Monitoring My Blood Pressure (From Reading Court Filings)
“I bought a blood pressure monitor after reading particularly stressful court filings. Got the Bronze. Should have spent $12 more for the Silver.”
OMRON Bronze Blood Pressure Monitor
24,123 reviews
Pros
- +#1 doctor-recommended brand
- +Clinically validated
- +Connects to app via Bluetooth
- +Simple one-button operation
Cons
- -The Bronze model is their entry-level
- -No irregular heartbeat detection
- -The cuff is basic (doesn't tell you if it's positioned right)
OMRON Silver Blood Pressure Monitor
41,876 reviews
Pros
- +Irregular heartbeat detection
- +Cuff positioning guide (it tells you if you're doing it wrong)
- +Stores 80 readings for 2 users
- +Same OMRON quality, better features
Cons
- -$12 more
- -Now you know your blood pressure and it's high
The Story
When you've been following Fanniegate for 17 years, your blood pressure has opinions. After a particularly frustrating court ruling, I decided I should probably start monitoring mine. So I bought the OMRON Bronze — because I'm a man of refined taste who always picks the entry-level model.
The Bronze works fine. It takes your blood pressure. It connects to the app. But the Silver, for $12 more, has irregular heartbeat detection and a cuff guide that tells you if you've positioned it wrong. Given that I'm strapping this thing to my arm while stress-reading SCOTUS orders, the heartbeat detection seems relevant.
The Silver also stores 80 readings for 2 users. The Bronze stores... less. For $12. I'll spend $47 on a board game without blinking but won't upgrade my health monitor for $12.
The Lesson
If you're buying a blood pressure monitor because court filings stress you out, spring for the one with heartbeat detection.
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