why regret?

Tribute: To the greatest Salad in the World -Jordan and Glen

why regret now what you can regret later? well, i dont regret anything. In fact, the only things that I regret are those things that I did not do. And, I am pretty much doing everything except for beating up the trick and treaters tonight. I think thats fine if i miss out on that one this year because that one dad that walked through was a freaking horse, he could have easily smashed me in his fist, dribbled me around and scored me through the window on the 7th floor and me landing many feet below! I am on the road again. It was a bitch. It rained today. I learned a lot about myself. Basically, if it's over, take all of their shit and get rid of it because I am incapable of keeping in any sort of friendship with someone who has a disregard for happiness. When I am tossed out, even after settling in the first place, I figure that I had it. The truth can be told now because I see no reason not to. Hell, I know what I am doing. It may hurt someone, but that someone deserves to be hurt for wasting 2 weeks of my life. I didn't ever really like her. She never really liked me. She gave me candy and I thought that was cute. I made her a card and she made me one and I helped her with homework and what not. And, then one day I figured I would try having a girlfriend. Bad idea glen. Not this time. But, it was good because I learned what I don't want. It was fun for about a week. And then we realized we didn't like eachother, but I had fun playing along because I did not want to make her feel like a piece of shit like her last boyfriend did. Haha, she so deserved it though. Bummer! I was nice, she was nice. Then she was a mean old lady. I became a mean old man. I learned a few old tricks, she did not learn much I don't think. Let's just say that what she doesn't know won't hurt her and I'll leave this at that. 10 years from now, I will just look back and be like... wtf was I doing, and she'll look back and be like, wtf; he was the best guy ever, and I blew it! New goals, To make every day better than the last, which is not hard because I am great at this sort of thing, it takes practice. I will admit that i was never confused. I just did not want to hear what she had to say because she was wasting my time after the 3rd week and I figured that I could at least be her friend. Not happening, I can't do that. I found that I have no desire to ever like.. sit in the same room with her. I gave her the test. The golden test of Glen. I ended up bailing and calling a friend to come save me. Bummer. Ova Biatf!

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