I'm so cocky! I love it.

Check it out. I am so hot and nice that I like to save the enviroment the best way I can. Since I became a teenager, I realized I was getting so damn hot. I took showers and as soon as the water hit me, the steam started rolling off. I kept getting hotter and hotter, so I cut my hair. It didn't help. So, I went and volunteered at the local power plant. I just climb in the vat and they pour water all over me and I generate the steam that powers most of the midwest between 9:00 and 10:00 every day. It's really fun, but it's hard to breath. Fortunately, Seth invented an air hose that would hook me up with Oxygen Bar Air, my favorite is Green Apple. That's about it, me giving back to society. The chicks dig it too. If they are ever short on power, I simply do a little dance and boom, back up to maximum power. Sooo hot.