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Cozy Logic Puzzle

Take Your Seat

Seat billionaires and celebrities based on their preferences, feuds, and quirks. Match seat types, keep friends together, separate enemies. Score 70+ to advance through 5 levels of increasingly chaotic seating arrangements.

Featuring the Keanu Reeves Powerup — because everyone loves Keanu.

Cozy Logic Puzzle
TAKE YOUR SEAT
Seat billionaires and celebrities based on their preferences and quirks. Match seat types, put friends together, keep enemies apart. Hit the target score to advance!

How to Play

  • Click a character from the pool to select them, then click a seat to place them.
  • Click an occupied seat (with no character selected) to remove them back to the pool.
  • Each character has seat type preferences (window, aisle, center, end) — matching earns bonus points.
  • Characters have likes and dislikes — seating friends together and enemies apart maximizes satisfaction.
  • Keanu Reeves is a powerup: he gives +20 satisfaction to all adjacent characters and is always 100% happy himself.
  • Oprah gives a +10 boost to adjacent characters.
  • Fill all seats, then click “Check Score” to see how you did. Score 70+ to unlock the next level.

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