Glen Doth Know

Tribute: To the greatest Salad in the World -Jordan and Glen

why regret now what you can regret later? well, i dont regret anything. In fact, the only things that I regret are those things that I did not do. And, I am pretty much doing everything except for beating up the trick and treaters tonight. I think thats fine if i miss out on that one this year because that one dad that walked through was a freaking horse, he could have easily smashed me in his fist, dribbled me around and scored me through the window on the 7th floor and me landing many feet below! I am on the road again. It was a bitch. It rained today. I learned a lot about myself. Basically, if it's over, take all of their shit and get rid of it because I am incapable of keeping in any sort of friendship with someone who has a disregard for happiness. When I am tossed out, even after settling in the first place, I figure that I had it. The truth can be told now because I see no reason not to. Hell, I know what I am doing. It may hurt someone, but that someone deserves to be hurt for wasting 2 weeks of my life. I didn't ever really like her. She never really liked me. She gave me candy and I thought that was cute. I made her a card and she made me one and I helped her with homework and what not. And, then one day I figured I would try having a girlfriend. Bad idea glen. Not this time. But, it was good because I learned what I don't want. It was fun for about a week. And then we realized we didn't like eachother, but I had fun playing along because I did not want to make her feel like a piece of shit like her last boyfriend did. Haha, she so deserved it though. Bummer! I was nice, she was nice. Then she was a mean old lady. I became a mean old man. I learned a few old tricks, she did not learn much I don't think. Let's just say that what she doesn't know won't hurt her and I'll leave this at that. 10 years from now, I will just look back and be like... wtf was I doing, and she'll look back and be like, wtf; he was the best guy ever, and I blew it! New goals, To make every day better than the last, which is not hard because I am great at this sort of thing, it takes practice. I will admit that i was never confused. I just did not want to hear what she had to say because she was wasting my time after the 3rd week and I figured that I could at least be her friend. Not happening, I can't do that. I found that I have no desire to ever like.. sit in the same room with her. I gave her the test. The golden test of Glen. I ended up bailing and calling a friend to come save me. Bummer. Ova Biatf!

Next please:

friday night, crazy shit.. lenka blew me off cause i ate dinner with some friends or something, i went with ryan to go to some friends place where we drank lots of water and hung out and shit, and then we went to acacia and some guy broke a window because i stuck my tongue out at him some guy pulled the fire alarm and the fire people came and so did the police and i went to triangle and ran into sabina and girls wanted my waldo sexy pants wow.. crazy night, tonightis gonan be good too, i went to sleep at 2 and woke up at 6, like usual, why can't i sleep past 6.. i have an invincible built in bodily alrarm clock that keepsme rockin out!

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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Haha, i just figured out what's up.
First, I felt like this (1-4 days) about Lenka

Then, I realized I felt like this

And now, I don't care much about it, although I will go through moments every now and then because she was my first gf. Overall, I realize that although she is a cool person, she was using me; and that's not cool. Not only was I cheated on, but I was spit on and kicked into the ground. Shit. How did I let this happen? It's because I wanted to experience something I had never experienced before, a real girlfriend. I don't know if I got this, because I wasn't Glen to her, I was Mr. Galrernett. Get it? But, thank the lord! Beth, I love you, you gave me great advice. I love you too Ms. Galli, and I might just come down to PA and visit ya. Great times.

I have only worked so hard to make myself the perfect man so that when I meet the girl of my dreams, I have everything to be the man of her dreams. I am not saying that Lenka was near the girl of my dreams, but I figured I better start getting my feet wet to see what this so-called girl may be like. Girls girls girls. I hope I did not get in over my head. Only time will tell. My dad would call this a God Joke. Oh, very funny God.

captian planet says yay!


YAHOO!


MEMORIABLE QUOTES!

"You'll PAY for this CAPTAIN PLANET!"- Looten Plunder
"Everyone wants power, the power to control, the power to rule mankind"- Zarm
"You made your planet a wasteland Zarm. Now go live there!"- Captain Planet
"Forget the prop. Reality television is what sells."- Duke Nukem
"You're out of sight in my sights"- Verminous Skumm
"Well, a fire that big you have to take by storm"- Captain Planet
"The Power is YOURS~!"- Captain Planet
"Let our powers combine! Earth! Fire! Wind! Water! Heart! By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet! GO PLANET! "- Captain Planet & Planeteers
"I'd love to stay and play King, uh, Cap of the Mountain, but I've got a hot date with a trashy old flame."- Captain Planet
"Dr. Demented really did it this time!"- Wheeler
"I'm so fried it hurts to breathe."- Wheeler

I hurt my back trying to get my abs into shape the other day! So much for being crazy abs. Time to lay low on those for a while. I have focused on exams for the last few days and thus avoided talking to most people who I usually hang out with. Exams are a challenge that need to be faced full force. Jordan and Danny are the neighbors who are cool as hell. Then you have Peter and Scott down the hall. Pretty much I don't mind living here. My deoderant is running low and I am too lazy to go out into the cold fierce cold and go get some supplies. I'm in a nook that I don't feel like trudging out into the unknown. Last time I did that, bad things happened.

So, I am looking for the hat, so I find a company that makes these sort of hats.. and wow. here's the details

EMAIL TO HER:

Subject:
waldo hat?
To:
Susie@GottaHavaHat.com

a red and white striped short stocking cap, looks like
where's waldo? how much would that cost? i would need
to recieve it by oct. 28, so i would pay express
shipping or whatever.

REPLY:
>Hi,I'm sorry I can't help you. I don't have any white fleece.Good Luck!Susie

disappointment rains supreme!

Check it out. I am so hot and nice that I like to save the enviroment the best way I can. Since I became a teenager, I realized I was getting so damn hot. I took showers and as soon as the water hit me, the steam started rolling off. I kept getting hotter and hotter, so I cut my hair. It didn't help. So, I went and volunteered at the local power plant. I just climb in the vat and they pour water all over me and I generate the steam that powers most of the midwest between 9:00 and 10:00 every day. It's really fun, but it's hard to breath. Fortunately, Seth invented an air hose that would hook me up with Oxygen Bar Air, my favorite is Green Apple. That's about it, me giving back to society. The chicks dig it too. If they are ever short on power, I simply do a little dance and boom, back up to maximum power. Sooo hot.

was crazy!! i met like.. 10 girls most of which were pretty damn cool. i thourougly enjoyed myself. Girls of Earhart 4, rock on, who was that guy? Seth? Sam? who knows, he was such a stud!, shiet, i've got a few tests comming up tomorrow and the next day, but i just did some situps... i haven't done those since .. forever.. but i think my abs are going downhill or something, i dunno, cant tell. Allyna doesnt think so ;-) cutie. Holla back ya'll. I gotta shiet. Then Laundry, ten study

I need to get over people. There are so many opportunities out there and I feel like I'm screwing around and stuff. I am currently planning to be a CEM major. Sounds good I guess. I just want to have fun. I do have fun most of the time. But, I accidently got a little attached to Lenka, who has been blowing me off. Her friends tell me to get away from her and I am trying. I had fun when I was with her. Now, I don't have fun when I am with her. Bingo! I just realized that that's a problem! Alright, since my goal in life is to maximize the fun that I am having and I am not having fun with Lenka anymore because I see no future in her, I need to go out and find a new girl who appreciates all I have to give. I have a lot of talents and skills and abilities and I like to think that I am a really great guy. Everything I have done up till college was simply to make sure that I could meet the greatest girl ever and she would like me too. I felt Lenka was this girl and wow.. I was so wrong! Haha, she felt like she was settling for me. I am pretty sure I did the same for her. Here's a promise, I am all about whoever I am with. I want a commitment. To me, it is all about being able to share everything with another person. That is important.

To the next girl I meet that I might date, I hope that you can give this to me. Most girls say that they want what I have to offer and that no guy can ever offer it. On those blog things about the perfect guy, I have always tried to model myself after them. To me, I always plan on making my girlfriend more important than me. I will sacrafice even if it hurts later.

To me, I need to spend time where there is a future. Classes are great and all. It's not about where you get, but how you get there. Apparently I am getting somewhere, but who cares if I am not having fun. I must maximize fun.

Oh yeah, and I like.. quit Triangle .. I was a pledge there and it just wasn't working out for me. Everyone was great but something just was missing. I am still interested in the greek system and I visited Sigma Chi, where my cuz is at at Ball State, but I don't think I liked that much. Then I went to Acacia and was like holy shit! this is so my style! haha. I loved it. I am going to one of their things tonight.

Tim is a cool mofo. I met some Trinity girl again last night and she had green underwear and made no sense. Sean kept playing WOW and I was like wow, we need to get this kid to do something. He's a quitter before he even starts.

Eating is so hard because I am never hungry. Girls called me anorexic and that really hurt. I mean it really hurt. Like a lot. Since then, I have been trying to eat even more, but I end up eating less. I dont know.
I still love life. I love dancing. I am going dancing tonight! Yay!

i knew it all, and should have gotten a 95%, but i got an 80%.. oh well. it's not the first time that it's happened.

U helped me set up this thing, and it's friggin cool

here's what my latest update is.. i'm single.. and here's why i guess.. good stuff
she says, over the internet? haha, how great is that.. she has me sit down and read it, she won't even tell me.

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[Oct. 16th, 200502:36 pm]
i dont even feel 100% sober yet lol, starting thursday, i drank a total 24 shots and 3 beers. well i guess i built up my tolerance from this summer and just had way to much crazy fun this weekend with my sisters. but it seems that when im in that stage of the point right after being drunk, when i start to sober up, i get emotional. this is pretty unusual because im always a happy drunk. but ive just had so much to think about lately. i feel like the biggest bitch in the world...about 10 people that know glen told me that he seemed really sad this weekend. its not like glen to be sad, hes so happy and crazy all the time. it hurts me so much to hurt him. but i did and i cant take it back. he's such a great guy and i think he deserves someone who returns his feelings to the same degree. i mean that i care about him because we're pretty close but i dont like him as much as he likes me. its not that he's not up to my standards or whatever, he is, but its that im not letting myself get attached to someone again. at this moment in time, i want to have fun, go out, hook up with random guys lol, date random people. glen is someone that i would go out with for a long time. he's the type of guy that i would settle down with later in college, not freshman year. i feel so terrible for doing this, but its not fair to him because im not returning his feelings completely. he says that he doesnt care that i hook up with other guys or even that i did stuff with garrett when i went home. maybe it doesnt bother him enough to break up with me, but i know it bothers a lot. i just actually talked to anto on the phone and she's in relatively the same situation im in. okay, glen is long term boyfriend material, but i just to got to college and im meeting tons of new people, its not that i want to have sex with all the hot guys at fiji and sigma chi lol, its that i dont want to feel bad dancing and getting to know other guys. even if he doesnt care if i do, im not ready for another intense relatioship because i know i could get attached again and i dont want that so soon. its better to end it now than pretend for longer and break his heart even more. but i dont want to lose him all together. i have fun when im with glen and i enjoy his company and i think that we would make an awesome couple sometime in the future, but im just not ready for it now. i want a great friendship from him. i still want to hang out, party, do homework, eat dinner, and watch football games (even tho we suck major ass this year) with him. i still want it to be as laid back as it was before, just without the attachment. so there it is, i got it all out...im a major bitch :(also im losing my voice and i have to give a speech tomorrow
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[Oct. 14th, 200502:17 am]
i just told glen everything i feeel so samn guilty about it i cant stop crying, im miss garrett so much, i think i just want to be friends with glen for now, im not ready for another relationship even tho i seem like i mean so much to him and omg i saw a sigma chi pledge wearing rainbows at the party and he was hot, he said he has 5 pairs! like holy shit yes. but anyway i miss garrett. i feel bad for even going out with glen in the first place because i was just replacing him for garrett. im so emotionally distressed right now. but im not ready for glen yet. i just need more time. i need to just go out and have fun, and try to forget about garrett, geeze i fucking hate garretts, theyve caused me so much trouble. im stumbling, bawling, contemplating, drunk as fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. what am i going to do with myself? what the fuck did i get myself into, i seem to do this all the time, i know it would happebn, fuuck drama. im theone creatingit cuk,. im goin to sleep and crying more,. i miss garrett.
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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
note to self
find a girl that shares the same values i do
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Sunday, October 16, 2005
gah!
well. let's be honest here glen.. am i or am i not? why am i? am i? good . waste of a blog.. hha
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Friday, October 14, 2005
hurray
the pain is gone. i just want to see you again. no pressure. just hey.
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it's not what you think
who's seen the seinfeld episode where the one guy likes the one girl who likes another guy who likes another girl who likes the first guy? oh yeah. good stuff, unless you happen to live through it..
here's a story about my friend glen, and his obsession with men -patrick davenport..

i'm about to unleash.. unleash the beast
yeah, good one pat, except that you are a faggot and i pretty much hate you.
well, ur sister was nice until she tried to rape me
curt, u've changed for the worse since last, and so have i. u know that song.. "caught up" or whatever? yeah.. me babe. i'm not going to lay it out but i feel like there is no appreciation of glen anymore. i even feel like what i felt was appreciation might have just been a joke. it's odd how things work out. my neck hurts, i think that a relationship is over, and the greatest thing is that what i think doesnt even matter right now. i know it's for the best and i appreciate honesty. if this happened a week from now, it would be like i was being laughed at by the entire university. laugh it up bitches because you only have so long. life is short, i took a risk. if i had to, i would take that risk again because i still feel that she's worth it, but as for right now... lenka's heart is another man's... and it has been. and she didnt tell me. and i was a replacement. and i feel that no matter how hard i try, i will never be successful even though I know i can, right now things seem impossible... i dont know what i'm going to do except stay the same. getting trashed is not the answer. it never has been. now.. it's tough always being second place ...
Lenka, it was great sharing time with you. Go get Garrett.
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005
nick kennedy experience
for those of us who remember:nicks tips!!!!wooooooooooo, pimp juicek.."i dont go to them, i let them come to me"-top 10 list, nick number 3adidas colognefacial expressionshahai hung out with nick kennedy tonight, blast off! haha.. nick your great. i dont think i would trade a night with anyone else for one crazy ride with you. pissin in the bushes, playing pool, shelby, dad's sauce, chicken, belts, books, gas tops, and, GIRLS! haha.. riight on man, 8 hours is a road trip. all i gots to say. matta fact, she just wants yo' pimp juice.... let it loose, let her loose let her loose., she only wants you for your pimp juice..
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i know it, right?
well.. after square dancing with my prom date, and going running with my dog.. my mission home is comming to closure, i visited penn, trapsed around, wandered around the mall and church and drove and cut grass and did pretty much everything.. i could go dancing tonight .. but that one guy who offered me money for a blow job, ... just dont wana see him.. GAH. i'm straight fo' sho'

are you a carnick? cause "i know, right" sure gets said by them a lot before they left me.. another loss in life is another gain in another aspect. gah. i miss you jacob. u have no idea. childhood bros before hoes, drinking by the creek, in my back yard, dude, i love you and david so much. please come back and visit my ass and my house.. or i'll come and track you down. sorry.. i hope u read this jacob! or any carnick..!? except the dad, he's a little creepsy. haha and he knows that i think this way, but does he know that other people "might" think this way? who knows what he knows, but if he knows what everyone else thinks they know then the world may be bettter off.. gAH CURT! love ya bud.

Curt, Matt and Glen, yes we rock out with it out.. what? the span of 2 months.. god we are so hot!!!!
geez.. wengface disownt me, and broke up with tai, i dont really like using this termonology, but she's worse than my roomates gf used to be. disowning a peer from childhood.. dude, omg. what a biznatch. wenger, if u read this, consider it the truth. i may have liked you at one point in my life, but it was a mistake, and you need to learn to be nice to people. especially those who cared for you, i loved you like a sister and you treat me like shit lately, so how am i supposed to act? i like to think that i'm a nice guy. but you are a cruel woman to me i think.. i just feel totally hated by you, if that's what you want, so be it. as for me. u can't have me. u never could, u knew it, and that's too bad.
lenka is a cutie!
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
everyone has more sex tham ne
woot drunken blog postings rule!i am pretty sure that this weekend kicked asstriangle initiation/thursday night vcardness stringy shirts and what not.lets go boilers!boiler UP!
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Monday, September 26, 2005
18+Days
yeah, it's been a while if u know what i mean? haha, rock on earhart
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Sunday, September 25, 2005
How to Ask a Guy out
How often have you met a guy who seems worth getting to know better — a neighbor, a classmate, a friend of a friend, whatever — and been disappointed because he didn’t take the next step? You thought you sensed chemistry. The two of you had some great conversations, he remembers little things you mentioned to him, he’s even thrown a mild compliment or two your way, and yet…nothing. Why the heck doesn’t this guy make a move, already? I have no idea. But if you’re so interested in this guy, why don’t you make a move? Sure, taking the initiative can be risky business, but to me, it’s generally better to crash and burn than to wonder what would have happened if I’d taken a chance. And win or lose, it beats wasting countless hours on the phone with your friends dissecting every shred of conversation with the guy to try to figure out why he hasn’t contacted you. Resolution always trumps limbo. If you’re ready to give it a try, remember these tips: Be confident, charming and calm. Or at least pretend to be. This may be your first time asking a guy out, but he doesn’t have to know that. Grab a natural segue. Look for some opening in your conversations that can allow the invitation to be made as naturally as possible. It can be as simple as finding yourselves talking about a new movie you’re both looking forward to seeing — all you have to do is suggest that you make plans to see it together. Be direct and specific. Let’s have none of that wishy-washy “Would you like to go out some time?” business. Have a date and activity in mind and issue a full invitation. In the case of that movie, for example, you could suggest catching it together. Keep it simple. For a first date, something casual and relaxed is a better bet than something overtly romantic or intimate. Dinner at your place, for example, should wait until something more substantial develops. Suggest seeing a Sunday matinee of that movie rather than a Saturday evening showing; Saturday night dates are packed with portent, and you both may be more comfortable easing into this. Don’t overwhelm him. Many men are perfectly cool with — even attracted to — the idea of a woman who will make the first move. Not all are, though; there are still guys out there who are locked into tradition or who have definite ideas about being “the hunter.” (And even the most progressive-minded guy is still enticed by the thrill of the chase.) If he’s not receptive to your invitation and doesn’t suggest an alternative, back away gracefully. If he does accept, the ball’s in his court to ask you out for your second date. Remember, this isn’t about a complete and permanent role reversal. It’s about finding your romantic partner in crime.
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Tuesday, September 20, 2005
GLEN GUY NOTES
HeLL YEAH! I actually revised these.. they aren't entirely mine, but I made them mine..

-im the guy who will not text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams just to save you money-im the guy who will tell you what is on my mind and how i feel about it-im the guy who will take you to the beach, and then make you guess where we are-im the guy who will show up without you knowing just to surprise you-im the guy who will hold you when you crying and wipe away your tears-im the guy who knows you're beautiful with no makeup in sweats and a big t-shirt-im the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to-im the guy who hopes that you feel better and knows that there is little that i can do about it, just company-im the guy who kisses you on the forehead-im the guy who doesnt kiss and tell-im the guy who actually listens to you when you talk-im the guy who's excited all day because im looking foweward to seeing your face tonight-im the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more, at least.. unless you want it-im the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room-im the guy whos perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling-im the guy who won't lie to you, because I DO NOT LIE, END OF STORY-im the guy who gets excited when he hears your name-im the guy who picks you over his friends, unless "ITS ON!"-im the guy who not afraid to tell anyone he loves you, and would mean it because I DONT LIE-im the guy who is always acting myself, i dont front-im the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them-im the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset, even if they do take forever, they are so beautiful-IM THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD-i'm the guy who'll share his gifts just because he thought you'd like it and it would make you smile-i'm the guy who might think about writing songs for you even though you might not hear them or take them seriously-i'm the guy who'll show up at your house without a rose and only to tell you i love youThe following didnt really apply-i'm the guy who threatens your boyfriend with bodily harm if he ever breaks your heart-i'm the guy who'll be jealous of you and your jackass boyfriend but still hopes that you're happy and if the two of you are meant to be then that's ok-i'm the guy who won't ask or ever expect a material gift, although food is nice, but hey, I can do that when I spend the day with you!-i'm the guy who'll stand quietly aside while you enjoy your night with your boyfriend without saying a word-i'm the guy you've always dreamed of but will never see, unless you initiate it cause I am a slacker and I dont want something you dont want.
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